offensiveshit:

sanityscraps:

totalzero:

It’s pretty bad when Fox News has less-shitty journalism than you.

Holy DAMN.

Hi journalism major here. The fact that she got raped, is NOT what they’re saying is alleged, they’re saying that she was allegedly drunk, so this whole bashing CNN for reporting the news like they’re taught in journalism school is just stupid.

it’s not the allegedly drunk that people have a problem with.. its the “accused of raping” when they were in fact “guilty of raping”. Educate yourself.

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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
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-_-"

Me: One weird thing about me is that I can dislike people who like me.
L: What do you mean one weird thing? That's your speciality. You make it sound like its a weird thing.
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"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh."
 

— Friedrich Nietzsche

  • 5 months ago
thedailywhat:

You Saw This Coming of the Day

thedailywhat:

You Saw This Coming of the Day

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Burn!

Burn!

  • 7 months ago

I can almost smell it in the air. 

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At least IKEA’s honest.

(Source: lokalrunde)

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"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
 

— Steven Wright

  • 9 months ago
geology rocks

geology rocks

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This needs to be compulsory for parents flying.

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Comma’s a bitch

Comma’s a bitch

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Looks like a pokemon

Looks like a pokemon

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"A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still: you must not want to see everything."
 

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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35 Modern Words Recently Added to the Dictionary »

nevver:

  1. Bling (n): Expensive, ostentatious clothing and jewelry.
  2. Bromance (n): A close but non-sexual relationship between two men.
  3. Chillax (v): Calm down and relax.
  4. Crunk (adj): Very excited or full of energy.
  5. D’oh (ex): Exclamation used to comment on a foolish or stupid action, especially one’s own.
  6. Droolworthy (adj): Extremely attractive or desirable.
  7. Frankenfood (n): Genetically modified food.
  8. Grrrl (n): A young woman regarded as independent and strong or aggressive, especially in her attitude to men or in her sexuality (A blend of “Grrrr” and “Girl.”)
  9. Guyliner (n): Eyeliner that is worn by men.
  10. Hater (n): A person who greatly dislikes a specified person or thing.
  11. Illiterati (n): People who are not well educated or well informed about a particular subject or sphere of activity.
  12. Infomania (n): The compulsive desire to check or accumulate news and information, typically via mobile phone or computer.
  13. Jeggings (n): Tight-fitting stretch trousers for women, styled to resemble a pair of denim jeans.
  14. La-la Land (n): A fanciful state or dream world. Also, Los Angeles.
  15. Locavore (n): A person whose diet consists only or principally of locally grown or produced food.
  16. Mankini (n): A brief one-piece bathing garment for men, with a T-back.
  17. Mini-Me (n): A person closely resembling a smaller or younger version of another.
  18. Muffin Top (n): A roll of fat visible above the top of a pair of women’s tight-fitting low-waisted trousers.
  19. Muggle (n): A person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
  20. Noob (n): A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.
  21. Obvs (adv): Obviously.
  22. OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.)
  23. Po-po (n): The police.
  24. Purple State (n): A US state where the Democratic and Republican parties have similar levels of support among voters.
  25. Screenager (n): A person in their teens or twenties who has an aptitude for computers and the Internet.
  26. Sexting (n): The sending of sexually explicit photographs or messages via mobile phone.
  27. Textspeak (n): Language regarded as characteristic of text messages, consisting of abbreviations, acronyms, initials, emoticons. (wut hpns win u write lyk dis.)
  28. Totes (adv): Totally.
  29. Truthiness (n): the quality of seeming or being felt to be true, even if not necessarily true.
  30. Twitterati (n): Keen or frequent users of the social networking site Twitter.
  31. Unfriend (v): Remove (someone) from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site.
  32. Upcycle (v): Reuse (discarded objects or material) in such a way as to create a product of higher quality or value than the original.
  33. Whatevs (ex, adv): Whatever.
  34. Whovian (n): A fan of the British science-fiction television series Doctor Who.
  35. Woot (ex): (Especially in electronic communication) Used to express elation, enthusiasm, or triumph.

I’m pretty sure mangina should be in there somewhere.

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