July 2009
175 posts
Question:
Smoked A Cigarette?
Who hasn’t.
Smoked A Cigar?
Yeah, the honey flavoured ones smell nice.
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex?
Really more than I should.
Drank Alcohol?
Like today? Not yet.
Been Dumped?
Nope.
Pub Golf
For a drinking game that lasts a whole afternoon session, it’s difficult to beat Pub Golf. It’s a fairly simple – but potentially brutal – way of turning a bar crawl into a testing challenge and a contest between friends.
The 18 Holes
“Confusion is always the most honest response.”
—Marty Indik
“Walking isn’t a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.”
—Evan Esar
Play
How to stop Facebook from abusing you
FACEBOOK agreed to let third party advertisers use your posted pictures WITHOUT your permission. Ads are paired and only go out to your friends. CLICK on SETTINGS up at the top where you see the Logout link. Select PRIVACY SETTINGS. Then select “NEWSFEEDS and WALL”. Next select the tab that reads FACEBOOK ADS. There is a drop down box, select NO ONE. Then SAVE your changes.
“I was walking behind these 2 fugly jerks who suddenly farted. Fuckers.”
—idlhnds
Hey Jew, don't make it bad...
- Me: You know, growing up I thought 'Hey Jude' was actually 'Hey Jew'.
- Her: Yeah, you thought they were making you feel bad for the jews in school after WWII.
- Me: Not really, I just thought it was just a song for jews.
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
—Charles Wadsworth
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
—Oscar Wilde