January 2010
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone...
– Cullen Hightower
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
– Leo Tolstoy
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Every you, every me...
Was talking to Tom today and he brought this up randomly after I was giving him shit.. he said, ” You drive a vintage car… and go round screwing people… you’re just like that guy off Cruel Intentions…, you deal in other people’s misery, mess with peoples lives just for a bet… all you’re missing is a half sister…”
I would love to be...
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Public Awareness: Idiots
Please post this if you know someone (or are related to someone) who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% won’t copy and paste this, many because they’re too stupid to know how to copy and paste. Will YOU make a difference?
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The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault...
– Foster’s Law
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Did you know that there is 1% fecal matter in your underwear at any given time. Food for thought for the next time you gonna give one a sniff. Just saying.
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What really grind my gears...
people who post stuff on Facebook and like their own posts. Seriously.
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Control yourself, take only what you need from...
I’m addicted to iPhone apps at the moment. I just can’t help downloading and finding out what apps are out there. I really need some help. Should start a new AA group, Applications Anonymous.
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Avatar = Pocahontas
ihatepigeons:
Or so I’m told, I’m gonna watch it this week.
it’s more like Pocahontas meets Dances with Wolves meets Lion King meets weird alien orgy. But a brilliant film nontheless.
December 2009
16 posts
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