Komm, gib mir deine Hand by The Beatles
So there’s a bunch of new stuff to watch and I’m sieving out the gold from the coal. So far, new best cartoon to watch would be Ugly Americans. Think MTV’s Darla meets South Park. Another good one would be La La Land. It’s in mockumentary format, similar to how Sascha Baron Cohen goes round acting as Bruno and Borat. Spartacus: Blood and Sand is also pretty awesome. Very 300-esque and has already been ordered for 2 seasons before the premiere was out. My favourite show at the moment, Modern Family.
Witch’s Milk
Also known as Galactorrhea. It’s where infants produce milk for up to two months of their life. It’s a real thing.
So Ricky Martin finally came out… pretty good of him to stop livin lie vida loca… At least now he can openly shake his bon bon? I’ve ran out of martin puns.
I remember back in Sheffield I used to frequent this bar called DQ. Was pretty cool cause we kinda knew all the bartenders there, and this, gave us quite a lot of perks. We had free drinks all the time, free entry, hell we could even use their office as our coat room. It was a pretty darn awesome bar. Amazing drinks. Even till today, its still the best bar I’ve been to, not just cause 2 cocktails were a measely £5 to £7, but cause these cocktails were just so ingenious that I’ve never been able to taste them elsewhere. Oh how I miss having a local bar.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait, the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool neanderthals developed tools we built a wall (we built the pyramids) math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries that all started with the big bang! Since the dawn of man is really not that long as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song a fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate, they tried to leap but they were late and they all died (they froze their asses off) the oceans and Pangea see ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya set in motion by the same big bang!
