— Leslie Nielsen
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Designer Kiseung Lee of Helsinki wants people to fill stockings with more vital gifts this Christmas: donations to the blood bank.
If you’re going to give gifts this year, maybe choose something that will make a difference.
- 1 year ago
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
Best ever explanation.
(Source: givemeareasonwhyispendmytimeon)
- 1 year ago
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God… whoever dresses like that. Burn it with fire! Someone need to douche this really pretentious flame.
(Source: fashionfever)
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#NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN PEOPLE GETTING CHESS METAPHORS RIGHT
#the pawn; least powerful piece on the board — but with one wild move and if you get it to the end it can become the most powerful
#the bishop; amazing range but can only move on it’s color — a piece that will surprise you
#the knight; the irrational piece — hardest to predict
#the rook; who guards the king — a long range piece
#the king; the ultimate goal — but can’t do the work itself
#the queen; the most powerful piece on the board — the only piece that doesn’t emulate it in some way is the knight
This is pretty damn sexy
(Source: nami64)
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