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Facebook is like jail.

Facebook is like jail.

(Source: freeindie)

  • 7 months ago
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You don’t have to like me.

via (deleteyourself)

(Source: TechCrunch)

  • 1 year ago
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A Graphic Guide To Facebook Portraits »

According to this I am fun-loving, out-going, talkative, possible balding, extrovert, open, or possibly a skilled Machiavelian manipulator.

Well, if the shoe fits.

  • 1 year ago
5 Best Ways To Lose Friends On Facebook »

This is the list according to a university study:

  1. Going on about the same thing
  2. Politics
  3. Religion
  4. Vulgarity
  5. Racism

For me, it would be:

  1. Going on about the same thing
  2. Replying relentlessly
  3. Tagging pictures of online shops
  4. Updating status every 2 seconds
  5. Invitations to play games

This is my list. Applies to twitter too.

  • 1 year ago

The Social Network

A facebook movie. Of course they have a facebook movie. Why would I expect any less.

  • 1 year ago
Get Glue »

It’s basically fourquare + twitter + imdb +netflix + itunes + youtube + amazon books + facebook. It’s pretty fun cause you get recommendations too.

  • 1 year ago

Of People Pouring Out On Facebook

Me: I don't understand why does everyone have to put everything on Facebook.
Mum: She should go to church... She can talk to the Jesus Christ.
  • 1 year ago
"I didn’t know what Facebook was, but now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it seems like a huge waste of time."
 

— Betty White

  • 1 year ago

每天自戀多一些

Hilarious! It does illustrate half the people on facebook and how self absorbed they are… also, its in cantonese so if you can’t understand, you’re missing out big time…

  • 1 year ago
As of today on Facebook, there is a new privacy setting called “Instant Personalization,” which shares data with non-facebook websites, and is automatically set to “Allow.”

Go to Account —-> Privacy Settings —-> Applications & Websites —-> Instant Personalization and UN-CHECK “Allow.” Even if you do uncheck it your friends are still sharing info about you so its best to spread the word!

(via stand-by-me)

  • 2 years ago
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Best Bieber Bashes

Facebook groups can be quite annoying. However, there are good ones when it comes to Justin Bieber. Someof the best ones I’ve seen so far would be If Puberty Doesn’t Kill Justin Bieber, I Will and I bet the 2020 New Years ball will drop before Justin Bieber’s will. There are also the less funny ones such as Justin Bieber should do a cover of ‘If I were a boy’ by Beyoncé and Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber.

  • 2 years ago
What really grind my gears…

people who post stuff on Facebook and like their own posts. Seriously.

  • 2 years ago
How to stop Facebook from abusing you

FACEBOOK agreed to let third party advertisers use your posted pictures WITHOUT your permission. Ads are paired and only go out to your friends. CLICK on SETTINGS up at the top where you see the Logout link. Select PRIVACY SETTINGS. Then select “NEWSFEEDS and WALL”. Next select the tab that reads FACEBOOK ADS. There is a drop down box, select NO ONE. Then SAVE your changes.

  • 2 years ago

Sometimes I just wished facebook was material so I could just bloody burn it. The stuff on it is absolutely annoying. Layout and the damn perpetual quizzes. And yet I still use it. Darn.

  • 2 years ago
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I secretly…

• hate it when people say “I’m so Indie.”

• not talk about Twitter and Tumblr fearing it will be the next Facebook.

• laugh at people. A lot.

• did some horrible thing lately which I’m ashamed to talk about.

• feel guilt.

  • 3 years ago