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High-res photo I’ve always admired how forward thinking the nordic country laws are.

I’ve always admired how forward thinking the nordic country laws are.

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i guess its true… justice is blind.

i guess its true… justice is blind.

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"An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer."
 

— Evelle Younger

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"Not only must Justice be done; it must also be seen to be done."
 

— Lord Justice Hewart
I wonder if this applies to happiness as well… Hmmm…

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"A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500."
 

— Benjamin H. Brewster

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On Immigrants

Host: Hello, you're on the air.
Maddox: Yes, I'm calling to side with the lawyer.
Host: Why?
Maddox: Because saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place.
Host: (pause) Yeah... that's a good point.
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A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar

Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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