First attempt…

TRENDSETTER

You are culturally adventurous in all walks of life and love to explore different avenues of tastes and trends. Because your body is also important to you, you look for flavors that are unusual but still healthy and delicious, and you are constantly on the lookout for the next food trend. Your sense of humor is one of your best qualities. You are naturally friendly and always have something to talk about.

Lively and confident, you’re someone who likes to make a big impression. You understand that first impressions count and that you won’t always get a second chance. You’ve got great taste and strive to be one step ahead of the crowd. Your passion for fashion means you’ve got a bit of a reputation amongst your friends for creating your own style. Keeping an eye on the trends, you know what suits you but while adopting the values of society in dress and taste, you are just as concerned with inward, spiritual beauty as with looks. The key is to allow yourself to appreciate life’s journey while holding fast to that which matters most to you. Keep up with the latest Style trends on nytimes.com with the Fashion and Style section or flip through T Magazine.

Second attempt…

CULTURE CURIOUS

People often comment on your sense of calm and refined nature. Your love of all things arty often shines through in your bright, intelligent conversation and your traditionalist nature is often reflected in your tastes and style. Your sense of humor is one of your best qualities. You are naturally friendly and always have something to talk about.

You’re sophisticated and inquisitive with a real passion for art and culture. You pride yourself on being an early adopter of the latest music and films and always like to have a good book on the go. Your ability to bring together very diverse and even dissenting opinions is rooted in your appreciation for all points of view. You believe in immersing yourself in interesting experiences that make you look at people, places and opportunities from new angles. Being sensitive and creative you want to feel connected to the world around you and actively seek out opportunities to explore it. It’s all about broadening your horizons and living life to the full. Anything else would not fulfill your curious nature. You’ll love the list of The Best 1,000 Movies Ever Made, the Critics’ Picks and Arts Beat.

Hmmmm….. curiouser and curiouser.

I like how the experts said “an adult human being was responsible.” Gotta love ignorance.

Someone needs to show this to my 14 year old cousin who is growing up way too fast. Seriously.

It’s not about what the smartest race is, but the conversation that ensued on the forum. Priceless stuff. Just priceless.

Also, if Jews and Chinese are deemed the smartest race then why do I have a cousin who is half jewish and half chinese but is all stupid. Someone explain that.

These are some amazing creatures. I especially like the octopus, the giant sea spider and the sea pig.

I am guilty of some of the above, cept I like to think I am less douchy. As I said, I like to think that I’m less douchy… I hope its true.

(Source: dangerkitty)

Have you ever wanted to meet a prison pal? Have you ever wanted him to be hot? Look no further your wishes have now come true!

I’ve been using this site in the past month to upload music. I love the fact that I can host music and videos directly on this site. Surely beats tumblr’s capacity of one music upload a day.

I knew it wasn’t a great idea to hold out on getting the iPhone 4. Features of the iPhone 5.

1. Thinner! With shiny glass back piece - 9.3 mm thick.
2. Face Recognition Security 
3. Face Time (Video Chat) access on 3G AND 4G (available currently but only on 3G)
4. Custom SMS tones
5. Custom E-mail alerts with ability to assign different tones to each email address
6. A new, sleeker body design.
7. OLED screen.
8. Scratch proof and shatter proof screen
9. Wireless sync with iTunes
10. 32G (basic) and 64G of memory.
11. Extended battery life = 14 hours talk time on 3G and 7 hours on 4G. Standby 600 hours.
12. Hi Definition audio.
13. Messaging indicator light.
14. True GPS built in.

Did you know that skinny women make more money but skinny men make less? It is true that you tend to be more tolerant towards skinny women in the work place. As a friend once said, a pretty girl can ask 10 stupid questions, but for an ugly girl, once is too much. 

“Very thin dudes earned $8,437 less than average, and earning increased as weight increased beyond the average, all the way up to the level of obesity. In one study, the peak weight for high paychecks was 207 pounds.”

Guess this should works in my favour. And a ho ho ho to you too.