"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."
— Ellen DeGeneres
- 1 week ago
"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty."
— John Adams
- 2 weeks ago
"Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody."
— Franklin P. Adams
- 2 months ago
"Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re finished."
— Leslie Nielsen
- 4 months ago
- 2
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."
— Edward Abbey
- 6 months ago
- 2
"The more that you read,
the more things you will know;
the more that you learn,
the more places you’ll go."
the more things you will know;
the more that you learn,
the more places you’ll go."
— Dr. Seus
- 7 months ago
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."
— Albert Camus
- 7 months ago
- 2
“God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don’t feel so well myself.”
– Eugène Ionesco
(Source: nevver)
- 9 months ago
- 1110
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
— George Carlin
- 10 months ago
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
- 11 months ago
